It’s a little bit funny

Having been given two options for today’s route, we’d all opted for the longest, hilliest route.  And yes, that does include me.  That’s what we were there for, after all, no?  I wonder at myself sometimes.  So this morning I was nervous *sigh*.  Which is pretty daft really.  I mean what was there to dread really?  Here am I, on a holiday I’ve chosen to do.  There’s no-one to beat, no cut-offs to avoid.  The worst that could happen is that I wouldn’t make it up something and would opt for a ride in the broom wagon which, let’s face it, considering my stubborn streak and my recent performance, was seriously unlikely.  But still…

Time to make sure I ate breakfast then.  My requested rice cakes had arrived so I ate some of them with various preserves, including Nutella obviously, as well as half a Clif bar and a banana, all washed down by lots of coffee.  It was slightly a case of having to force it down, as I don’t really eat breakfast, but I knew I had to.  Well, how else does a girl do an advertised 70 miles and 2,400m of climbing?

Breakfast done, I distracted myself by reading on the balcony, faffing, making sure I had food and gels on me, and drinking yet more coffee until our inevitable departure.  We were off pretty much on schedule, and I had arm warmers on as it was a bit chilly and we had 10 “flat” miles to do before we got to the first climb of the day.  Having come down from Bedar before, I knew exactly what I was about to go up, so I wasn’t pushing it.  Luckily the group wasn’t hurtling this morning either, as James & Margriet wanted to keep us all together initially, while Graham brought up the rear with the van.

starting the Bedar climb stretching wiggles dusty views

As the climb started, steeper at the bottom, it was agreed that it was now ok to split up, which is always better for me.  I hate holding folk back, and I was never going to be able to keep up with them up this.  I was already getting a bit hot and was about to drop back and stash my arm warmers in the van, but James sorted that for me – again with the Pro experience 😉  As the group pulled away from me, even the van and the girls went ahead for a while, leaving me toute seule and happier for it.  Lots of hairpins to admire both behind and ahead as I plodded up in the sun.  Oddly I like hairpins 😉  Of course the girls overtook me, after a stop in the village, and went past me like I was standing still 😉  Graham eventually arrived behind me, but kept the van further back as I’d asked, so that I could hear the world, not just the engine 😉  And you know what?  It really wasn’t too bad, which was great, because if I could do this one, then I can do the other ones.  Very reassuring 🙂  I was also being a good girl and eating and drinking, so when I finally joined the others at the top, and James told me to, I just had, and could say so with a clear conscience 🙂

food stop cut through see the Virgen

Next on the ride horizon, and probably the real thing, was the Puerto de La Virgen.  There was plenty of climbing in between as it turns out, but apparently that didn’t count 😉  It sure felt like up to me!  Luckily the girls kept me company for while.  They chatted away, I concentrated on breathing 😉  Well it was around 30°C!  Once the ups were done, and as we got nearer, Graham pulled alongside and gave me a timely warning, so I got a gel down me.  Every little helps right?  The world became wide and flat, open and like a big agricultural dust bowl as we got closer.  The climb ahead could be seen snaking around the hill, by the looks of it relatively gradually.  Certainly not as steep as what we’d already been doing anyway, right?  I knew it was a six mile climb though, so however it was it was going to take a while!  We had a pitstop at the bottom, where I’d really liked to have had a comfort break but there was nowhere to hide.  Everyone seemed happy to stand around and eat and drink, but I just wanted to get going.  So with the road only going one way, and there being thus no way to get lost, James okayed me setting off on my own.  Well it’s not like they weren’t going to catch me right?

village long distance views

And I loved it.  Really.  I had it all to myself.  Views that went on forever but just wouldn’t photograph well.  Sun, cacti, occasional birds.  Still no tortoises though 😉  It was indeed a gradual climb.  My kind.  One where you actually change gears from time to time rather than just grinding up the whole thing in bottom gear.  There was also enough of a breeze to cool you down when the wiggles were in the right direction.  At some point James and the girls went past like a steam train having decided to race for the top (madness!).  And behind me around the wiggles, the others slowly approached…which maybe pushed me a long a little bit faster 😉  In and out of the contour lines, getting higher and higher, before eventually going around, back on ourselves and up on the other side of the ridge.  It certainly went on for a while as predicted, but it wasn’t bothering me.  In fact I think I can have been said to be enjoying myself.  And although a couple of riders caught, and passed, me, not all of them did.  Which is a very cool thing indeed 🙂  Go crawler gear!

smiley climbing waiting for me

We took some time at the top, re-grouping, taking the obvious photos, and then putting on layers for the descent.  I was in a pretty good mood, and just a little bit pleased with myself 🙂  I’d earnt a down, and what a lovely down it was.  Apart from my Garmin guttering out on the way down.  I swear it said 100% the night before or I’d have charged it!  *grrr*.  No time to worry it about it though, as there were technical hairpins to concentrate on.  Not to mention trying not to look at a monumental marble mountain, slowly being broken away by chunks, that loomed over us.  Very impressive, and probably logistically complicated from a quarrying point of view.  Apparently they just blow chunks of it off and collect them at the bottom!  I’d have taken photos, but I believe I mentioned I was concentrating 😉  The Garmin finally failed, the glorious down came to an end and, since I was near the front of the descending hordes, we were met one by one by James at the bottom and guided to the lunch stop just up the road.  Not literally up I hasten to add 😉

I made it and so did my bike

I was feeling a bit hot and bothered sat in the sun, annoyed by the Garmin failure, and annoyed at my insides because I couldn’t have a sandwich like everyone else when I knew I should be eating.  I’d been doing so well up until then, and without the Garmin it’s really hard to work out when to eat, and to keep track of the route – how far to go, how long – especially when I there was more climbing to go and I’m always the one a bit behind so I’d have no-one to ask.  Yes, I was fretting.  Sometimes bad moods just pop up.  And this was a doozy.  Mind you, watching a local arrive on his donkeys, debate forcefully with some leaving clientele, presumably grab a coffee inside, and then ride off into the sun once again was distracting.  Very Don Quixote or something.  It’s very rural out there, and that wasn’t the only donkey being used traditionally; I saw them pulling things, carrying things.  Yes, I look around a lot when going up hills 😉  They looked pretty well cared for – but then I guess when something is your tractor/car/4*4 you’re nice to it!

Don Quixote

Lunch was followed by a several mile up on a really nasty gravelly road, in the very hot, followed by an equally unpleasant gravelly descent.  I understand that to avoid it would involve a 40km detour though, so it makes sense, but I really wasn’t in the mood for it.  I was always a chunk of metres behind everyone, I was fed up of being behind, I didn’t know where I was, how long I’d been out, how far there was to go, and I sure as h*ll wasn’t following an eating strategy.  I think I was running on empty, that always puts me in a foul mood, and I always forget that.  I think I may actually have been sulking 😉  At the top of another climb, or up, or whatever it was, when I pulled up to join everyone, I must have been looking a bit past it as Becky asked me if I was tired.  I said I was ok, which I was really, but that I was just getting a bit lonely stuck at the back.  From there on in she kept me company, towed me, chatted to me, and generally stopped me from being such a grouch.  She even forgive me for nearly knocking us both off when I got distracted and bumped into her back wheel – sorry Becky, and thank you! 🙂

gravel climb

After a final 2km climb, and as promised, the final ten miles or so were a flying peloton race to the finish.  Or the Finca 😉  Even a puncture didn’t stop us.  We rolled on, the wheel was swopped, and the afflicted rider was drafted back to the pack by the van.  It was definitely fun, but it was still a relief to roll slowly, carefully as ever, down the gravel drive back to the villa, and to call the ride quits.

After 71.1 miles and 2298m of climbing, according to another Garmin, I should have been feeling pretty proud of myself for surviving, but it was clearly going to take a while for me to get my sangfroid back.  It was later than usual so we’d all cooled down on the final stretch, but my blood was still up 😉  It was definitely time for another cold beer, which I’ll have you know tasted absobl**dylutely fabulous.  Even better, Julia had made a fantastic batch of flapjacks for us, but especially for me, so that I would have my usual fodder to ride on for the rest of the week.  Did I mention Julia is awesome? 😀

I took my beer up to my room and had a bath.  Both restorative.  I’m fairly sure I wasn’t being great company downstairs!  However after another lovely dinner – salads, BBQ ribs with veg & rice, and fruit salad, by the time I got to bed I was feeling a lot better.  I did do ok you know.  Yes, I was still feeling like the weakest link but I did like some of the ups, I loved the Puerto de la Virgen and that at least I did well.  And hey, with all that slow climbing sunshine, my tan lines were growing and I had the sunburnt nose to prove it.  Time to get some sleep and look forward to our rest day 🙂

Cycling time: 5:08
Distance: 71.1 miles
Avg: 13.8 mph
ODO: 8269.2 miles

quiet hairpins